Exhibitionist

Tonight as I was putting Colin to bed, I thought he was (finally!) quiet and falling asleep. Then, without any lead-in he said, "Mommy, tomorrow can I be nudie at school? I really wanna be nudie at school tomorrow. I wanna make all my friends laugh. And Daddy will say 'WHAT?!?' So I just wanna be nudie at school tomorrow. OK?"

Where does the kid come up with these ideas???