I Never...
Yes, there's a party game that goes along these lines. But that's not what I'm thinking. I'm sometimes amazed at the things that come out of my mouth. As a parent it just happens, but sometimes I can't help actually listening to some of the things I say. That I seriously NEVER thought I'd say. Last night was a perfect example...
"Yes, you're in baby jail. Because you threw the triceratops in the toilet."
Yeah, I really said that. And meant it.
(For the record, Ryan had been relegated to the crib after tossing a small plastic dinosaur into the toilet... while Colin was mid-stream. Hari retrieved the toy, I disinfected it, and Ryan was eventually paroled although not necessarily for good behavior.)
"Yes, you're in baby jail. Because you threw the triceratops in the toilet."
Yeah, I really said that. And meant it.
(For the record, Ryan had been relegated to the crib after tossing a small plastic dinosaur into the toilet... while Colin was mid-stream. Hari retrieved the toy, I disinfected it, and Ryan was eventually paroled although not necessarily for good behavior.)
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