Taco Night Debacle

Me: taco night!

Everyone: Hooray!!!

Ryan: mommy, tonight I want taco sauce on ONE of my tacos. 

Me: ok

*preparing tacos, carefully putting sauce on only one*

Ryan: why did you do that? I don't LIKE taco sauce, it burns my lips!

Me: Ryan, I did exactly what you asked!!!  How can you be upset???

*scraping off the meat that touched the taco sauce*

Ryan (still burning mad): Mom, sometimes I feel like you don't even love me, even though I know you do. Why are you ALWAYS so mean to me???

I give up.