Go to the Bathroom

Parent: Go to the bathroom before we leave 

Child: I don't need to go. 

Parent: Go anyway.

Child: I don't NEED to go!

Parent: Go anyway. 

Child: *pees a small river*

Parent has a silent moment of joy, and a small feeling of success. 

20 minutes later when the only bathroom available is a toxic port-o-potty that you can smell from 10 yards away...

Child: I have to poop. 

#EveryOutingEver