- Play on swings
- Crawl through tunnel
- Run aimlessly in a circle, then stop without any visible reason
- Run off playground and take yourself for a walk
- Ignore all fancy equipment and play with dirt
- Stare at something only you can see
- Attempt to poke yourself in the eye with a stick
- After mom steals your eye-poking-stick repeatedly jab yourself in the forehead with various pieces of mulch
- Smear dirt all over yourself and your mother
- Attempt to eat a rock
- Find a puddle (even if you're in the midst of a drought and it hasn't rained for weeks!) and get very wet
- Complain bitterly when you have to leave
- Demand to be carried because you're too tired to walk all the way home.
(NOTE: Colin successfully completed the entire checklist this past weekend.)
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