Potty Humor

We spent the afternoon noon at the golf club hitting a few on the range and then some putting. As we were headed to the car I told Hari that the boys should go to the bathroom.

I went into the ladies room, then came out to find Hari and Colin in the lobby silently but hysterically laughing. Apparently Ryan was in a stall and someone else walked in. Hari and Colin snuck out, confident that Ryan would accidentally talk to the stranger while still on the pot. 

A minute later Ryan wakes out. 

Cheeks bright red. 

A very embarrassed smile on his face. 

They got him. 

After a brief wrestling match in the lobby Ryan told us what happened. 

Hari had reminded Ryan to wipe well before he snuck out of the bathroom. So when he was... done... he proclaimed loudly “I know how to wipe my butt!”

From the other stall the other man replied “Everyone know how to wipe their butts.”

Ryan immediately realized his mistake, quickly finished washing his hands and ran out of the bathroom. 

So the great potty prank of 2018 was a success.